Hey guys! I don't know anyone who doesn't like to laugh, so I'll give you something to laugh about! And since I couldn't get the pic's to stay, I'll just say them.
:police "THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!"
me: "not with that attitude..."
Elementary math problems are weird. 'If you have 10 chocolate bars and eat 9, what do you have?' "Oh I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE?"
"What the heck does the 'z' in lolz mean? laugh out loud... zebras?"
"My room was clean, but then I needed something."
"Why is everything on the floor?" "Gravity, Mom."
"No iPods in school. Yeah, like Eminem is going to rap me the answer."
"DEAR HATERS I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE that awesome starts with 'me' and ugly ends with 'u.'
Adult: Do you know what college you want to go to yet?"
Me: *Sweats nervously* MONSTERS UNIVERSITY!"
That was funny. But I do not like you. Therefore, I will not laugh.
"Be strong" I whisper to my Wi-Fi signal.
Harry Potter fans: I want to go to Hogwarts.
Narnia fans: I want to go to Narnia
Hunger Games fans: Nope, I'm good.
"I have no idea what you just said, so I'm just going to smile and say yeah."
"Why?"
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
"Good one Mom, you should be a lawyer!"
:police "THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!"
me: "not with that attitude..."
Elementary math problems are weird. 'If you have 10 chocolate bars and eat 9, what do you have?' "Oh I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE?"
"What the heck does the 'z' in lolz mean? laugh out loud... zebras?"
"My room was clean, but then I needed something."
"Why is everything on the floor?" "Gravity, Mom."
"No iPods in school. Yeah, like Eminem is going to rap me the answer."
"DEAR HATERS I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE that awesome starts with 'me' and ugly ends with 'u.'
Adult: Do you know what college you want to go to yet?"
Me: *Sweats nervously* MONSTERS UNIVERSITY!"
That was funny. But I do not like you. Therefore, I will not laugh.
"Be strong" I whisper to my Wi-Fi signal.
Harry Potter fans: I want to go to Hogwarts.
Narnia fans: I want to go to Narnia
Hunger Games fans: Nope, I'm good.
"I have no idea what you just said, so I'm just going to smile and say yeah."
"Why?"
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
"Good one Mom, you should be a lawyer!"