Today, I will teach you the secrets to making cookie cake.
Hey guys! I don't know anyone who doesn't like to laugh, so I'll give you something to laugh about! And since I couldn't get the pic's to stay, I'll just say them. :police "THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!" me: "not with that attitude..."
Elementary math problems are weird. 'If you have 10 chocolate bars and eat 9, what do you have?' "Oh I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE?" "What the heck does the 'z' in lolz mean? laugh out loud... zebras?" "My room was clean, but then I needed something." "Why is everything on the floor?" "Gravity, Mom." "No iPods in school. Yeah, like Eminem is going to rap me the answer." "DEAR HATERS I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE that awesome starts with 'me' and ugly ends with 'u.' Adult: Do you know what college you want to go to yet?" Me: *Sweats nervously* MONSTERS UNIVERSITY!" That was funny. But I do not like you. Therefore, I will not laugh. "Be strong" I whisper to my Wi-Fi signal. Harry Potter fans: I want to go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I want to go to Narnia Hunger Games fans: Nope, I'm good. "I have no idea what you just said, so I'm just going to smile and say yeah." "Why?" "BECAUSE I SAID SO!" "Good one Mom, you should be a lawyer!"